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- Around
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- You are at the pearly gates of the evil Wizards castle. There is a mote here
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- with some very hungry Crocodiles. There is a rope connected to the draw bridge
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- but you can only get it if you REACH REALLY FAR OVER the edge of the mote.
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- Your choice... REACH, BACK (to road), or QUIT ?
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- REACH
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- BACK
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- Starts
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- QUIT
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- Are you REALLY this STUPID????
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- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ CRUNCH /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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- BYE
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- Obviously, when the good Lord was handing out BRAINS,
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- You thought he said TRAINS...and took the nearest one to Chicago!
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- ::::::::::::::: YOU HAVE THE STATUS OF A FROG ::::::::::::::::
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- Press <RETURN> to continue...
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- Main Menu
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- You start your way around the castle. Unfortunately the Wizard spots you
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- from the window in his tower. !!@@ ZAP @@!! You feel his spell cast on you.
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- You are confused, and going AROUND in circles. You will be walking around in
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- circles for a LONG LONG time!
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- BYE
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- Pool
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- You splash the cool water on your face...looking into the water....
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- you see a glimmering object! It is a Spanish Broadsword.!!!
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- C====/============>
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- As you grab the beutiful sword, you hear a shuffling of footseps behind you!
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- It is the wizards OGRES. They are armed with crossbows!....
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- FIGHT, RUN, KISS OGRE, QUIT ?
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- FIGHT
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- Fight
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- RUN
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- Run
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- KISS OGRE
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- Kiss
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- Kiss
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- PERVERTS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THIS BBS! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
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- Like a master swordsman, you pick up the broadsword. A feeling of POWER runs
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- through your body. You take a swing...
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- One OGRE decapitated... SWING ...OGRE slime spurts all over
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- the place... SWING ...Guts and crap ooze out of the last ones BEER BELLY!
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- After close inspection, you notice the swords handle is shaped much like that
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- of a key (a hint here...if ever I heard one!). You put the sword away for now.
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- A path leads UP to the castle, and Around the Castle...
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- UP, AROUND, QUIT ?
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- Castle
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- You find yourself heading back to the swamp. But as your run, you feel a sharp
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- arrow peirce your heart...You'll make a nice meal for the beasts!
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- You are standing at the foot of the castle...Up in the tower, you see the
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- Kings' daughter. She is currently being chases by the Evil, malicious, and
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- HORNY...er.. LOVE DESIRING WIZARD!...you see a rope dangling between you, and
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- the Entrance to the Castle. ....
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- JUMP, SWING, BODILY FUNCTION, QUIT ?
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- JUMP
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- Swing
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- BODILY FUNCTION
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- Body
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- QUIT
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- You flop like a Fat Frog, into the Crocodile, infested mote. Dumb move huh?
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- Which Bodily function? FART, POOP, PEE ?
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- Pffffffffftt. Ahhhh... A bird flops down by your side..(gas rises).
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- Plop, Plop, aww..darn!...no toilet paper! P. U. ! Gonna get some skid marks!
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- Trickle...Trickle...ahhhh.. Right on that crocs ugly head! ha ha ha ha!
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- You successfully swing across the mote. You rush up the stairs
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- to save the Princess. When you get to the tower, to your surprise, you
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- see the Princess putting on Mascara, and the Evil Wizard, on the ground,
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- grasping his ________. You can see the painful expression on his face!..you
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- say to the princess, WHAT HAPPENED?
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- Snapping her gum at you...she says, I kicked him in the BALLS! ......
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- YOUR BLOOD STARTS TO BOIL...THE BROADSWORD IS SHINING BRIGHTLY IN THE SUN!...
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- AFTER RISKING LIFE AND LIMB, SHE GOES AND KICKS HIM IN THE NUTS?
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- It is now up to you...Either kill the Wizard, or Kill the slutty princess!
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- KILL THE BITCH, or CHOP THE WIZARD ?
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- KILL THE BITCH
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- Win
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- CHOP THE WIZARD
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- Yeah!...you didnt get the Evil Wizard...but any chick that kicks a guy in the
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- nuts, deserves to be decapiated...you take the sword out of your sheeth,
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- raise it up high, and pppzzzzziiiipppp! Off goes her head. So what if the
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- Kingdom of Beltheria is shattered...who needs her!!
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- FOR YOUR GLORIOUS TRIUMPH, YOU ARE PERMANENTLY SET TO A STATUS OF 50,
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- Congradulations...you won!...but you will never have a chance to kill that
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